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Potatis Elvira
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”I’m wearing short sleeves,” he says after a moment.
“Okay.” I glance over. “You don’t have anything to prove, Rev.”
“I’m not ready,” he says. “Not yet.”
I shrug and try not to make this seem like a big deal. “There’s always tomorrow.”
“Yeah,” he agrees. “There’s always tomorrow.”
— 15 hours, 5 min ago
“Okay.” I glance over. “You don’t have anything to prove, Rev.”
“I’m not ready,” he says. “Not yet.”
I shrug and try not to make this seem like a big deal. “There’s always tomorrow.”
“Yeah,” he agrees. “There’s always tomorrow.”
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Potatis Elvira
is 99% done
“You were the first person to see all of me, Juliet. The first person who made me feel like I was worth more than a reputation and a record. That’s the hardest part of losing Cemetery Girl. I don’t know if anyone will look at me that same way again.”
-Declan
— 14 hours, 58 min ago
-Declan
Potatis Elvira
is 99% done
”His thumb brushes against my neck in a soothing rhythm. “I like you.”
“I like you, too.”
“I’ve liked you since the morning you ran into me.”
— 14 hours, 59 min ago
“I like you, too.”
“I’ve liked you since the morning you ran into me.”
Potatis Elvira
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”We were wrong,” she says. “You make your own path.”
— 15 hours, 35 min ago
Potatis Elvira
is 89% done
She came home early, exactly like I’d begged her to do. She came home three days early.
Just not to be with us.
- Juliet
— 15 hours, 46 min ago
Just not to be with us.
- Juliet
Potatis Elvira
is 85% done
She turns around and follows Alan into the kitchen.
My legs don’t want to hold me anymore. “I’m sorry,” I yell, and my voice breaks. “I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry I didn’t drive him. I’m sorry I let Kerry go. I’m sorry.”
She doesn’t respond.
She doesn’t come back.
They leave me there on the steps, alone.
- Declan
— 16 hours, 9 min ago
My legs don’t want to hold me anymore. “I’m sorry,” I yell, and my voice breaks. “I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry I didn’t drive him. I’m sorry I let Kerry go. I’m sorry.”
She doesn’t respond.
She doesn’t come back.
They leave me there on the steps, alone.
- Declan
Potatis Elvira
is 84% done
”I didn’t do anything wrong,” I say again.
“You take every chance you get to do something wrong!” he roars. “You don’t think about anyone but yourself, and when someone does something you don’t like, you do everything you can to destroy it! Why the hell do you think we wouldn’t tell you?”
— 16 hours, 12 min ago
“You take every chance you get to do something wrong!” he roars. “You don’t think about anyone but yourself, and when someone does something you don’t like, you do everything you can to destroy it! Why the hell do you think we wouldn’t tell you?”
Potatis Elvira
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”I don’t think you wanted to kill yourself.”
I pull next to his car in the now-empty employee lot. “Didn’t you listen to everything I just told you?”
“Yeah. I did. Maybe you wanted to try to kill yourself, but I don’t think you wanted to actually do it.”
“What’s the difference?”
— 16 hours, 51 min ago
I pull next to his car in the now-empty employee lot. “Didn’t you listen to everything I just told you?”
“Yeah. I did. Maybe you wanted to try to kill yourself, but I don’t think you wanted to actually do it.”
“What’s the difference?”
Potatis Elvira
is 62% done
I want to be coy, but my voice comes out serious. “Am I stronger than you thought I was?”
-Juliet
“You’re exactly as strong as I thought you were.”
-Declan
— 18 hours, 29 min ago
-Juliet
“You’re exactly as strong as I thought you were.”
-Declan
Potatis Elvira
is 55% done
I assumed that if I weren’t driving, he would stay home.
I was wrong. He went out.
He took Kerry with him.
Only one of them came home.
- Declan
— 19 hours, 13 min ago
I was wrong. He went out.
He took Kerry with him.
Only one of them came home.
- Declan
Potatis Elvira
is 43% done
”Rev doesn’t like having his picture taken?”
“No. If you look in the old yearbooks, you’ll see he doesn’t have a portrait in any of them.”
I blink. “Really?”
“Yeah. Really.”
“Why?”
Declan’s hands go still, but he keeps his eyes on the wheel. “Because his father used to hurt him and then take pictures of it.”
— 22 hours, 17 min ago
“No. If you look in the old yearbooks, you’ll see he doesn’t have a portrait in any of them.”
I blink. “Really?”
“Yeah. Really.”
“Why?”
Declan’s hands go still, but he keeps his eyes on the wheel. “Because his father used to hurt him and then take pictures of it.”

