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Eden Woolworth
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You could have stopped at videos of Christian couples hating something you love making you cum. You didn’t have to add in the part about fathers and sons.
— Jan 29, 2026 02:44PM
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Eden Woolworth
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This book is a really good reminder of why you need different types of people in your life. Genevieve telling him “She’s not some replacement. She’s something new. And how exciting, Efren. How exciting is that.” MWAH. Beautiful words girl
— 19 hours, 36 min ago
Eden Woolworth
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Girl, WHY are you fixating so much on the balls of a kitten? That and your fetish for armpits is so fucking weird.
— Jan 30, 2026 08:03AM
Eden Woolworth
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“Who knows what will happen once all this ends in a few months. It can’t go on much longer.”
Oh Metal Matt. You couldn’t be more wrong
— Jan 29, 2026 02:48PM
Oh Metal Matt. You couldn’t be more wrong
Eden Woolworth
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Every time someone has mentioned 2020 in a positive light, like a lovely change waiting just around the bend, I go “Oh no.”
— Jan 29, 2026 02:33PM
Eden Woolworth
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Bro did not paint a picture of this New Mexico desert neighborhood well enough. Either that, or he’s just sucking dick across the street from a house in some open desert plain, only hidden by the darkness of night? Wild shit if so.
— Jan 28, 2026 10:03PM
Eden Woolworth
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“I remind myself of the soft, lulling tides that one day will shape everything they touch.”
— Jan 28, 2026 09:33PM
Eden Woolworth
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I like these interspersed fern facts—about how they have a unique root system which helps defend them from harsh environments and grow back quickly. About how they lie dormant for a long time before finally blooming when the situation is safe and healthy. Their significance is subtle and I like it
— Jan 28, 2026 08:32PM

