dani’s Reviews > Elizabeth of East Hampton > Status Update

lmao lydia and kitty called the fbi on tristan? that is so funny.

do not fuck in your daddy’s boat, you dirty bitch!

my feelings on this book are so weird because i don’t think i like it but i enjoy how well it follows or changes the story of pride and prejudice.

charlie! finally, i miss you!

i’m sorry. why is darcy telling all of this to george and not charlie? where the fuck is bingley?

kitty - i thought you said he was hot.
lydia - what? you think that’s enough to make me run off and marry the guy or something?

golden! i fucking love this!

amazing that tristan got a non refundable retainer fee but did no work whatsoever and then quit. brilliant!

elizabeth- my sister is in trouble.
darcy - jane?
me - lydia?
elizabeth - no, mary.

damn! they got me!

“this wasn’t one sided anymore. at the very least she didn’t hate him.” — you… you had sex! what the fuck are you talking about? why are you so obtuse?

is emma woodhouse replacing georgiana?

lizzy and darcy surfing is so fucking funny to me.