Status Update

Sam Whitney is 60% done

It’s 2:08 am. I’ve been sucked into the world of chess. I’m dream casting Nolan Sawyer in my head. I’m having a great time.

— Jan 24, 2026 11:09PM

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Sam’s Previous Updates

Sam Whitney is 90% done

I don’t want it to end 😭

— Jan 25, 2026 08:56PM

Sam Whitney is 80% done

SPOILER (sort of)

I cannot reconcile my love for Ali Hazelwood’s writing and my absolute HATRED for third act breakups.

— Jan 25, 2026 08:00PM

Sam Whitney is 36% done

If Ali Hazelwood suddenly has no fans, just know that I am dead.

I am GIGGLING at Nolan’s dinner with the Greenleaf girls.

— Jan 24, 2026 08:47PM

Sam Whitney is 25% done

— Jan 24, 2026 05:39PM

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