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Aubri is 86% done
She says that we have to meet our metamors, mandating connection. And the reason? It'll address our jealousy of each other so we don't view each other as rivals? I think this is a her problem.
Jan 24, 2026 09:42AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 99% done
So she got a book deal to write about polyamory after only six years of being polyamorous...
Jan 24, 2026 10:22AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 90% done
Despite being raised in a conservative Christian household, she provides an inaccurate interpretation of the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Jan 24, 2026 09:54AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 88% done
She says that if you move in together with a partner that you have to make sure to do things separately because otherwise you'll have no sex life anymore because you are bored with each other. Again, it sounds like a her problem.
Jan 24, 2026 09:47AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 80% done
Jan 24, 2026 09:25AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 78% done
/sarcasm I love hearing about the progress of "homosexual acceptance" from heterosexual biromantic woman
Jan 24, 2026 09:19AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 77% done
Right.. the only way to be "fully honest" and "living with integrity" is to be "out" in all areas of life. She says it's inherently dehumanizing to be in a relationship that isn't 100% out.
Jan 24, 2026 09:16AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 74% done
Wow, her definition and examples of "passing" are gross.
Jan 24, 2026 09:07AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 52% done
She literally and unironically wrote herself a poly constitution
Jan 24, 2026 07:46AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 48% done
Ah yes, only "opposite sex" partners are a pregnancy concern....
Jan 24, 2026 07:38AM
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Aubri
Aubri is 48% done
And she doesn't bother to note the massive consent differences between swingers and kink spaces. And lol, she references using "rubber gloves" for safer sex, making it obvious she's never used gloves - they're always nitrile
Jan 24, 2026 07:37AM
The Smart Girl's Guide to Polyamory: Everything You Need to Know About Open Relationships, Non-Monogamy, and Alternative Love


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