Aubri’s Reviews > The Smart Girl's Guide to Polyamory: Everything You Need to Know About Open Relationships, Non-Monogamy, and Alternative Love > Status Update
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She says that we have to meet our metamors, mandating connection. And the reason? It'll address our jealousy of each other so we don't view each other as rivals? I think this is a her problem.
— Jan 24, 2026 09:42AM
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Aubri
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So she got a book deal to write about polyamory after only six years of being polyamorous...
— Jan 24, 2026 10:22AM
Aubri
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Despite being raised in a conservative Christian household, she provides an inaccurate interpretation of the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah.
— Jan 24, 2026 09:54AM
Aubri
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She says that if you move in together with a partner that you have to make sure to do things separately because otherwise you'll have no sex life anymore because you are bored with each other. Again, it sounds like a her problem.
— Jan 24, 2026 09:47AM
Aubri
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/sarcasm I love hearing about the progress of "homosexual acceptance" from heterosexual biromantic woman
— Jan 24, 2026 09:19AM
Aubri
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Right.. the only way to be "fully honest" and "living with integrity" is to be "out" in all areas of life. She says it's inherently dehumanizing to be in a relationship that isn't 100% out.
— Jan 24, 2026 09:16AM
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She literally and unironically wrote herself a poly constitution
— Jan 24, 2026 07:46AM
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Ah yes, only "opposite sex" partners are a pregnancy concern....
— Jan 24, 2026 07:38AM
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And she doesn't bother to note the massive consent differences between swingers and kink spaces. And lol, she references using "rubber gloves" for safer sex, making it obvious she's never used gloves - they're always nitrile
— Jan 24, 2026 07:37AM

