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“Why don’t you go fuck yourself?”
“I’d rather fuck you.” 😮💨
— Jan 24, 2026 05:43AM
“I’d rather fuck you.” 😮💨
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Allison Carr
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“Don’t act like you’re the one riding in on a white horse to save the day when you’re the one who took a wrecking ball to it in the first place. This isn’t on me.” 👏🏻👏🏻
— Jan 25, 2026 04:16PM
Allison Carr
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Going to use “go kiss an oncoming train” as an insult from now on
— Jan 25, 2026 01:48PM
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“Han, listen. I can’t always be here, so I need you to take care of the most important thing in the world to me. You.” 😭
— Jan 25, 2026 01:43PM
Allison Carr
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I love that Isaac was spontaneously invited to poker night 🥹
— Jan 25, 2026 12:28PM
