Status Update

Presley Hinkle is 71% done

I wanna love this SO bad, but it’s SO difficult.

— 7 hours, 55 min ago

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Presley’s Previous Updates

Presley Hinkle is 59% done

C’mon…your momentum’s sputtering.

— Jan 21, 2026 08:52AM

Presley Hinkle is 47% done

He eats cobwebs? Peculiar.

— Jan 17, 2026 02:39PM

Presley Hinkle is 28% done

Okay, now this has sunk its teeth in me.

— Jan 16, 2026 06:31PM

Presley Hinkle is 16% done

We’ve arrived at the house, what now, girlie pop?

— Jan 14, 2026 07:11PM

Presley Hinkle is 2% done

Nothing good comes from Gainesville, FL…

— Jan 13, 2026 04:52PM

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