Joycee’s Reviews > Random Acts of Fantasy > Status Update

Love conquers all, but evil can really mind-f#ck you in the meantime.

No one with a good heart ever thinks that someone else in a game is an evil puppet master until the manipulation is revealed.

Guys are as good at listening as women are at getting prostate exams.

an English rose display that made the Isabella Stuart Gardner museum grounds look like a 7-11 parking lot

Intact men (I.e., uncircumcised) are so interesting to me. It’s like there’s this polite turtleneck there, keeping everything nice and slick and ready for you. So very proper. Like a sex butler, at your service.

Lattes head and shoulders above the better coffeehouses in Cambridge, let alone the pencil shaving coffee from gas stations.

Perfection comes from overthinking, overplanning, overanalyzing. Perfection is a result, not a state.

This puddle jumper was so small a bird could $h!t on it and it would fall 1000 feet.

Our c0cks all have history. When you enter a new relationship, all that dirty laundry needs to be aired.

When you have a bra size that needed letters towards the middle of the alphabet, you could find all sorts of things … I could probably hide a chihuahua under my breasts and still have room for Kanye West’s ego.