Bryn Yingling’s Reviews > Killing England: The Brutal Struggle for American Independence > Status Update

'Franklin, tho' plagued with fumbling age, needs nothing to excite him. But is too ready to engage when younger arms invite him.' So he's a pedophile. got it. Men really just are useless. Why are we attracted to them? Straight women are proof that sexuality is not a choice.

But he wrote the Declaration of Independence, so that excuses the incest.

There was 2.5 million people in the world, and you chose to marry your third cousin. It's really not that hard to find someone you're not related to.

325 years have passed, and men STILL haven't grown up. They're hopeless. God's accidental creation.

I mean, he was high on arsenic, but he was still cool. Even when he was going insane from the amount of arsenic he was ingesting, he STILL didn't cheat on his wife, so I don't wanna hear ANY excuses from the male species.

King George III is an exception. He's okay. Besides the fact that he married a 17 year old because that was disgustingly normal back then. He's okay.

I hate men.