Eyvǫr reads’s Reviews > Desperate Run > Status Update

Brooo get a hold of yourself! who the fuck goes: "I swear my sigh is as long as my dick is". The cringeeeeeeeee 😂. The shock value in this is so god tho, why can't I dnf :( Definitely not for me but going to recommend it to someone who I KNOW will love this shit!!!

This is so badly written... I respect el beso de tres though! JAJAJAJAJ

This shit is so insane I feel like its my canonical event of 2025