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Emily
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Jake could be doing anything and he choses to scam himself on purpose 🙃
— Jan 18, 2026 03:31AM
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Emily
is on page 303 of 740
Wait, wait, wait, the announcement was made on August 27th and then Jake and Sadie worked on the memorial assembly “the last two weeks of that hot August”? Didn’t know August had 42 days.
— Jan 24, 2026 03:54AM
Emily
is on page 301 of 740
Yes…a romantic subplot is exactly what this 740-page tome needs
— Jan 24, 2026 03:47AM
Emily
is on page 157 of 740
Holy shit: take a shot for every slur on this page and you’ll be blitzed instantly
— Jan 17, 2026 03:00AM
