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Narrated by Elena Wolfe and Sebastian York.

(And then, later, the credits say this was narrated by Andi Arndt and Sebastian York, both members of SAG-AFTRA. Is this situation like Jacob Morgan’s - doesn’t he narrate under another name as well?)

(The web tells me Jacob Morgan = Zachary Webber.)

I don’t need you to be right. I just want you to be real.

I wasn’t being kissed - I was being slimed.

That’s what life was all about, right? Learning how to be the different you’s that made you you?

Let me see. So I know what shade to make next time I make your coffee.

Be weak. Be strong. Each of us should be able to be both whenever we need to be. The problem is you don’t get to choose when you *get to be* weak or strong. Life doesn’t work that way. … Vulnerablility. It’s not a sin to be weak. It’s a black mark on society that we live in a system that disparages the very essence of what makes us human.

Her voice couldn’t have been more devoid of emotion if she was Death Incarnate herself.

Turning back to her mom with the eyes of someone who’d been betrayed. Back in college, of a woman turned such eyes on a guy, that meant his stuff would soon be dumped all over the Commons with beer poured on it.

All my life, I thought she needed me to be a goody two-shoes to balance my brother, but she only needed someone to buy into the lie she kept telling herself to go on with life.

Why deal with real-life messy relationships when you can watch people squirm in fictional ones?