Anja’s Reviews > Artemis > Status Update

“Listen, assholes,” he said. “I’m too gay to enjoy this catfight. Knock it off or I’ll bash your heads together.” just leaving this here

this. is. so. bad.

this book is ruining any positive thoughts i had about andy weir. what do you mean your futuristic moon colony doesn’t have a fucking age of consent and they’re fine with a 14 year old girl sleeping with a man that’s in his like mid-20s if i’m remembering correctly? i don’t care if you’re trying to make some melting pot type of moon colony, but it wouldn’t be a fucking free for all on laws and morals.

“My plan was working! I giggled like a little girl. Hey, I’m a girl, so I’m allowed. And besides, no one was watching.” this writing is actually going to make me kill myself. andy weir, what happened to you with this book???

“Just ‘cause I was planning a heist, that didn’t mean I couldn’t look good doing it.” oh my god I don’t know if i can finish this book

“My cart is a pain in the ass to control, but it’s good at carrying heavy things. So I decided it was male. I named him Trigger.” what is this writing x2

i love you andy weir but please never write from the perspective of a female character ever again. “I stared daggers at Dale. He didn’t notice. Damn, I wasted a perfectly good bitchy glare.” like what did i just read