Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > The Wedding People > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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I truly wish I was a person who liked to surf, but unfortunately, I have woken up to remember that I am just not that person.
— 5 hours, 13 min ago
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Wouter van Noort
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Phoebe holds up her glass. "A toast to the bride," Phoebe says, and Lila smiles. "Now let's go see the Sex Woman."
— 19 hours, 25 min ago
Wouter van Noort
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The wedding people sprawl out of the parlor and assemble on the patio. They are still partying. The wedding people are always partying. It feels like what they are sent here by God to do.
— Jan 16, 2026 03:40AM
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How does one enjoy an evening? She charges her phone. She puts on the fluffy robe. She fills the Victorian tub. She lets out her hair.
— Jan 15, 2026 04:23PM
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Finally in her room, Phoebe feels disappointed to return to the facts of her own life, to the night she will spend in the Roaring Twenties all alone. Not to mention, the life she will spend alone.
— Jan 15, 2026 10:51AM
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Phoebe closes her eyes. She doesn't want to move.
Like when Harry was on her lap and he was so cute, Phoebe wouldn't even take a sip of coffee. Phoebe doesn't want to ruin the moment.
— Jan 15, 2026 07:54AM
Like when Harry was on her lap and he was so cute, Phoebe wouldn't even take a sip of coffee. Phoebe doesn't want to ruin the moment.
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The bride is right. Phoebe has been to enough weddings to know that the bride is always right. Phoebe has to do a thing.
— Jan 14, 2026 04:18PM
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After the bride leaves, Phoebe feels surprisingly lonely in the big room. That's when the darkness returns. That's when she is returned to herself, and she hates always having to return to herself.
— Jan 14, 2026 11:55AM
Wouter van Noort
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She sits on the canopy bed and tries to relax, but being relaxed about her death is proving to be difficult, even on this king-sized pillow-top.
— Jan 14, 2026 08:04AM
Wouter van Noort
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This is Phoebe's happy place. The place Phoebe has chosen out of all the possible places. How dare the bride make Phoebe feel like she's not supposed to be here.
— Jan 14, 2026 02:23AM
Wouter van Noort
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The hotel looks exactly as Phoebe hoped. It sits on the edge of the cliff like an old and stately dog, patiently waiting for her arrival.
— Jan 13, 2026 02:48PM
