Status Update

Alexa is 31% done

OH IAN PLS I LOVE YOU. MY CLULESS CLULESS BOY

— Jan 16, 2026 01:21PM

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Alexa’s Previous Updates

Alexa is 97% done

if someone said that about my boobs i would end it 😑

— 22 hours, 39 min ago

Alexa is 96% done

wrap it up folks.

— 22 hours, 40 min ago

Alexa is 90% done

and man who YEARNS is a man who EARNS

— 22 hours, 48 min ago

Alexa is 72% done

HIS DAD IS A WEED SMUGGLER VIA BOAT?!!!

— 23 hours, 18 min ago

Alexa is 62% done

— 23 hours, 34 min ago

Alexa is 39% done

no deadline? oh i already know where this is going

— Jan 16, 2026 01:35PM

Alexa is 37% done

HANNAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!

ALI DO SOMETHING?!?!?

HANNAH STOP FUCKING IT UP FOR US!!

— Jan 16, 2026 01:32PM

Alexa is 36% done

oh ian 😏😏😏

— Jan 16, 2026 01:30PM

Alexa is 32% done

FIRST KISS

— Jan 16, 2026 01:23PM

Alexa is 28% done

elon díss

— Jan 16, 2026 01:17PM

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