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alfia is 76% done

i expected a lot of things—iain getting murdered with more than a 120 pages left in the book wasn’t one of them 🤫🧏🏻‍♀️

— Jan 13, 2026 12:37PM

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alfia is 91% done

of fkin course bitchfuck iain is alive because he has the worst case of plot armour i've ever seen in my life.

— Jan 14, 2026 03:01AM

alfia is 88% done

last chapter! lessssgooooo

— Jan 14, 2026 01:49AM

alfia is 85% done

guy’s not dead but masquerading as Death™️

— Jan 13, 2026 01:53PM

alfia is 74% done

atp why is harry not mad at iain for cheating. ig he missed him too much to care?

— Jan 13, 2026 10:01AM

alfia is 71% done

iain casually murdering colin crocker while jousting. of course. why not 🙄

— Jan 13, 2026 09:37AM

alfia is 70% done

the way i don't give a single fuxx about this book rn.

— Jan 13, 2026 04:44AM

alfia is 69% done

richard arundel is an icon. i said what i said.

— Jan 13, 2026 04:35AM

alfia is 68% done

just when i think the book couldn't get stupider or worse, IT DOES.

— Jan 13, 2026 04:27AM

alfia is 67% done

i expected a lot of things. iain cheating wasn't one of them 💀

— Jan 13, 2026 03:47AM

alfia is 66% done

ALYS IS ASEXUAL I LOVE HER

— Jan 13, 2026 03:44AM

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