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honestly saint christopher that was a pretty poetic ending i think he’d be happy

i honestly think i’ve lost all faith in humanity at this point

IF ONE MORE PERSON DIES IN THIS STUPID FUCKING BOOK I AM ENDING MY LIFE. THANK YOU THANKS GOOD NIGHT

I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER PAT. AND MATTHEW. NO WONDER THE MARK AND JADE HOLY SHIT THE ODDS OF THAT THOUGH???? OH MY GOD. PAT THOUGH I AM MOSTLY CONCERNED ABOUT STRANGLING HER WITH MY BARE HANDS AT THE MOMENT

okay unfortunately i suppose that’s enough. fuck me bro are you kidding everyone’s life is FALLING APART

i like HAVE to go to bed it’s 2am but idk if i can. HELLO ELLIE?? WHY IS HE MAGIC. IS HE A VAMPIRE. CAUSE OF THE BLANK PICS. I THOUGHT WE WERE NOT GOING THERE. ALSO SALLY BABY?!?!?! AND WE GO SEE RICHARD?!?!?! IMFKAKEJENNRBR

WHO IS TIMS FREAKING MOM. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH PAT. I CANT I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS I KNEW IT WAS BLOODY FREAKIN WEIRD

i really am beginning to think pat has some weird sinister intentions. also, YOU CANT MARRY A MAN YOU JUST MET. also, don’t tell me about “this only happens in romcoms” this whole thing is weird tropes LMAO

…..matthew. imagine he knows the whole plot

if you explain the mechanics of christopher’s anonymity one more time john i’m going to start repeating them word for word at you while you’re sleeping