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«“Get on your knees,” she ordered.
“I bet she says that to all the boys,” Alexander said. “Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, / No touch of bashfulness?”»
«“Jesus,” I said. “Hurry up and get on!”
“I bet he says that to all the girls,” Filippa said, with a wink. “Perforce I must confess, / I thought you lord of more true gentleness!”»
LMAOOOO
— Jan 09, 2026 02:28AM
“I bet she says that to all the boys,” Alexander said. “Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, / No touch of bashfulness?”»
«“Jesus,” I said. “Hurry up and get on!”
“I bet he says that to all the girls,” Filippa said, with a wink. “Perforce I must confess, / I thought you lord of more true gentleness!”»
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I'm certain I did not miss any chapter, but it feels like I did. Did the author get sick of writing some scenes in between lol
— Feb 22, 2026 12:49AM
Sharon ❀
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“Last time we went skinny-dipping I fell on the dock buck naked and spent the rest of the night facedown on the couch with Alexander pulling splinters out of my ass.”
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— Jan 09, 2026 12:10AM
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