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Hoda
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“Their penises were shriveled and their balls were retracted. Reproduction was not the main business of the evening.” The way he’s literally describing an extermination camp and I’m laughing out loud what is wrong with me!! 😭
— Jan 08, 2026 12:24AM
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Hoda
is on page 206 of 275
“As it goes” really highlights how prominent death is… I don’t realize it anymore until I see the “as it goes” phrase I be like oh yeah another death.
— Jan 15, 2026 11:36PM
Hoda
is on page 196 of 275
“Billy Pilgrim was Cinderella, and Cinderella was Billy Pilgrim.” Beautiful. Just simply beautiful. 😢
— Jan 15, 2026 02:08PM
Hoda
is on page 173 of 275
Emptied his seminal vesicles!!! New vocab just unlocked.
— Jan 15, 2026 02:06PM
Hoda
is on page 173 of 275
“You know—we've had to imagine the war here, and we have imagined that it was being fought by aging men like ourselves. We had forgotten that wars were fought by babies. When I saw those freshly shaved faces, it was a shock. 'My God, my God— I said to myself, 'It's the Children's Cru-sade?'” OH YAAAA shout out Mary O’Hare
— Jan 15, 2026 11:22AM
Hoda
is on page 110 of 275
I was not expecting all of this whimsy from a book about WWII!!! 🤣
— Jan 08, 2026 12:25AM
Hoda
is on page 101 of 275
“Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel. This was in accordance with the Third Law of Motion” now idk why this made me laugh 😭
— Jan 08, 2026 12:21AM
Hoda
is on page 91 of 275
I love how the writing style is serious yet light and humorous when talking about something as serious as war & PTSD. Then the lil elements of time travel and aliens???? adds a lil quirkiness.
— Jan 06, 2026 03:03AM
