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Hijinx Abound is starting

“Slightly” drugging someone so you can go into their room and check them out after kidnapping them and locking them up for days may be too far.

Oh good, spitting. Just what I didn’t ask for.

I know the rules are different on the dark side but I still have standards.
Maybe. Or I don’t. I’m not sure yet.

— Jan 07, 2026 12:25PM

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Hijinx Abound ’s Previous Updates

Hijinx Abound is 92% done

WtAF is going on?

— Jan 07, 2026 05:42PM

Hijinx Abound is 88% done

If we’re about to have showers of the golden variety, I’m out.

— Jan 07, 2026 05:37PM

Hijinx Abound is 56% done

Okay so they’re protecting bestie.

— Jan 07, 2026 04:11PM

Hijinx Abound is 54% done

Ok so somebody has been texting her. She’s forgiven.

— Jan 07, 2026 04:00PM

Hijinx Abound is 54% done

Here’s bestie!

— Jan 07, 2026 03:59PM

Hijinx Abound is 52% done

Well that was an unexpected treatment for cramps.

— Jan 07, 2026 03:58PM

Hijinx Abound is 46% done

This woman has been missing for weeks and her “bestie” hasn’t tried to find her. All of her tattoo stuff was moved out of her shop and it’s all fine. Plus she told you who she was going out with for a reason.

— Jan 07, 2026 03:26PM

Hijinx Abound is 38% done

Please stop using “horny little devil” to describe your lady parts.

— Jan 07, 2026 02:48PM

Hijinx Abound is 32% done

What the hell are “slutty noises”?
And why is she thinking she’s slutty.

— Jan 07, 2026 02:20PM

Hijinx Abound is starting

When your only way to take back your power is to auction yourself off…

— Jan 07, 2026 12:37PM