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Each chapter is like 2 pages. Two pages of "AHHH GOD THE ANTS NOT THE ANTS" followed by two pages of "AHHHH MY CHILDREN NOT MY CHILDREN"

An English teacher once to Beauregard to use non-repetitive, descriptive language in his writing. And he never learned when it was appropriate versus not.

Also, I just feel the need to point out... Nazi =/= SS. SS was a subsect of the Nazi regime. Do like 3 seconds of research before attempting to write war criminals.

Don't ask me how I went from 23% to 36% just know that uploading PDFs to Google Play Books is weird.

Um so can we talk about how borderline pedophilic this fucking shit is? Can someone check Beauregard's computer for child stuff? Why do we have to talk about a 12-year-olds testicles like that? And I'm all for gore, don't get me wrong! But this crosses a line... child gore is just as disturbing as child... yk...

I... don't think I can finish this one. The writing style leaves much to be desired, and I think I could do without the unnecessary... well, if you've read it, you know.

Universe, give me strength. And give Beauregard court mandated therapy.

"You can do anything if you have enough money."

I spoke too soon.

I miss who I was 20 minutes ago