finneas’s Reviews > The Last Unicorn > Status Update

idk anything about king lear. is that supposed to be the same guy? hm
anyway. good book

how can one really be a king without a castle or even a house and only a destroyed town to rule over 🤔

"no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer." so true

"i will keep nothing near me that does not make me happy."
he mariekondo'd his shit ages ago

you haven't illuminated a manuscript in years 😒

"the soup's no thicker than sweat"
sentence that immediately made me wanna vom. imagining sweat soup 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

"ill turn you into a bad poet with dreams!" 😭😂

she needs a red bull! get her an energy drink stat!!!!

"you're my pickle face, consumptive mary jane"
well alrighty then!