Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > Alfie the Christmas Cat > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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You're right, people can be funny. If only they were more like cats.
— 15 hours, 57 min ago
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'It is, it's snowing! How magical!' I said, running around in circles.
It was only a light dusting but it still made me feel even more like Alfie the Christmas cat.
— 4 hours, 15 min ago
It was only a light dusting but it still made me feel even more like Alfie the Christmas cat.
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I was still waiting until the advent calendars arrived, because then I knew we had only a few weeks to Christmas. The anticipation was killing me.
— 19 hours, 46 min ago
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Oh she was good. She was very, very good.
But even so, she was no match for this cat.
— Dec 30, 2025 03:54AM
But even so, she was no match for this cat.
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The only downside to Christmas tree shopping was that us cats were banned. As was Pickles. George, Pickles, and I could only sit at home and wait for the tree to arrive.
— Dec 29, 2025 03:17PM
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Sometimes cat travel can be dangerous; I can't count the number of times my tail's been stepped on, or my paws for that matter. But, of course we love our freedom, so it's a small price to pay.
— Dec 29, 2025 10:42AM
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We were wrapped in Christmas suddenly, although not literally. At home, we played Christmas songs all the time, and I was fully in Christmas mode.
— Dec 29, 2025 02:40AM
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I was hoping they would take videos of us, because cats were the most popular thing on social media, I was pretty sure.
It seemed there was no end to our usefulness.
— Dec 28, 2025 03:53PM
It seemed there was no end to our usefulness.
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The day of the auditions was here. I was both excited and relieved. Excited because we cats would find out what our part in the Nativity show was, besides being the masterminds behind it, of course.
— Dec 28, 2025 05:01AM
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'Meow.' I had twenty-four hours to come up with the best idea ever.
— Dec 27, 2025 02:51PM
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'Hi Alfie,' Claire said, picking me up and giving me a cuddle. 'I've started making lists for Christmas. We both love Christmas don't we?'
— Dec 27, 2025 03:12AM
