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"There's six of us, man," Owen interrupted. "Who's not drinking?"
"That would be me," Zane said.
"Forgive me for stating the obvious, but you don't appear to be the designated-driver type right now," Kelly said wryly.

*snort*

OH MY GOD THIS SCENE IS SO FUCKING CUTE I'M ALMOST CRYING!!!

"Give me information or I start making a scene."
"Like that's new," Alston muttered as he held the file protectively to his chest and reached for a phone in the center of the conference table. He picked it up and pressed a button, then said in a deep, mockingly serious voice, "I need backup, Conference Room 4."

I love Ty!

Graham stood on the sidewalk, staring wide-eyed at the door. What the hell kind of fight were those guys having?

Oh my god I'm dying!

Jealous Ty is awesome :)

"You really have no concept of how close you are to not getting fucked, do you?" Ty asked darkly. Zane shut his mouth and watched Ty closely for clues. He didn't think he'd pushed too much, but he could have miscalculated. "That's what I thought," Ty growled before roughly kissing Zane again.

:D

"And Grady, the next time you and your partner want to blow something up, at least pretend you're sorry afterward, got it?"
"Yes, sir," Ty said as he opened his eyes and shifted to a slightly less outwardly miserable position. He wasn't sorry, though. That fax machine had deserved what it got. And Zane had laughed his ass off.

Ty folded his hands over his chest and the white words on his blue T-shirt–"Relax, I'm hilarious"–and hunched his shoulders as he turned to look up at the concrete structure behind them. "Goddammit, it's not on fire!"

LMAO

"Fire alarm. Time to go," Ty announced calmly as he turned the water off and grabbed his towel from the far wall of the shower stall. He didn't even dry off. He just wrapped the towel around his hips and headed for the exit as if there were nothing unusual about it.
"Ty! You can't go outside soaking wet and practically naked in the middle of goddamn January!"
"Cold is better than on fire."

Not only do I start into more Ty & Zane, but in the first page you mention a riot caused by a Ravens loss to the Steelers?
Do you really love me that much?
I think you do!