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S. I.
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I don’t have time to fuck around—excuse the pun—with the kind of wooing I’d usually do to win you, so that’s why I’m being so blunt.
Mm nah
— Dec 04, 2025 05:21AM
Mm nah
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S. I.
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“I wait a split second for his companion to turn and face me, then shoot him in the chest.
I never shoot a man in the back. It’s unsportsmanlike.”
Ah yes because we would hate to be a poor sport
— 55 minutes ago
I never shoot a man in the back. It’s unsportsmanlike.”
Ah yes because we would hate to be a poor sport
S. I.
is 35% done
“I can hate him later. Right now, I’m out of my head.
This—this is why people make bad decisions in love.
This feeling of euphoria. This pulse-pounding, skin-burning, soul-baring feeling of being so completely alive. This pleasure that starts as an ache and explodes into fireworks with something as simple as a touch.”
This is lust bbg
— 1 hour, 18 min ago
This—this is why people make bad decisions in love.
This feeling of euphoria. This pulse-pounding, skin-burning, soul-baring feeling of being so completely alive. This pleasure that starts as an ache and explodes into fireworks with something as simple as a touch.”
This is lust bbg
S. I.
is 32% done
“Um…Kage?”
“No matter what happens, let me handle it. You’ll be fine.”
“Why do I feel like we’re walking into a lion’s den?”
His chuckle is dark and humorless. “We’re not. They are.”
🫦
— 17 hours, 0 min ago
“No matter what happens, let me handle it. You’ll be fine.”
“Why do I feel like we’re walking into a lion’s den?”
His chuckle is dark and humorless. “We’re not. They are.”
🫦
S. I.
is 15% done
But until I hear that, I have to tell you, Natalie, that I want to fuck your sweet cunt and your perfect ass and your luscious mouth and anything else you’ll let me fuck, because you are the single most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my life.”
Make time then Tuh if a man EVERRR said this diabolical shi to me he’s blocked n I do not care cuz it’s giving u js trynna fuck
— Dec 04, 2025 05:22AM
Make time then Tuh if a man EVERRR said this diabolical shi to me he’s blocked n I do not care cuz it’s giving u js trynna fuck
S. I.
is 5% done
“ Her shellacked gray curls quiver. “Aquaman,” she says in a stage whisper.
“Who?”
“The man by the window who looks like that actor in the movie Aquaman. What’s-his-name. The big brute who’s married to the girl who was on The Cosby Show
What is it with old women and him?? Literally so many of the books I’ve read authors have said the mc looks like him and is the finest specimen on earth
— Dec 04, 2025 04:37AM
“Who?”
“The man by the window who looks like that actor in the movie Aquaman. What’s-his-name. The big brute who’s married to the girl who was on The Cosby Show
What is it with old women and him?? Literally so many of the books I’ve read authors have said the mc looks like him and is the finest specimen on earth
S. I.
is 94% done
“She’s the queen of tough love, but I suspect underneath that steel armor she wears beats the softest heart in the world.
Not that I’ll ever know for sure, because she’d throw herself off a cliff before she’d admit it.”
OOOHHH I CAN NOT WAIT FOR MY SLOANY POOS STORY
— May 23, 2023 08:27PM
Not that I’ll ever know for sure, because she’d throw herself off a cliff before she’d admit it.”
OOOHHH I CAN NOT WAIT FOR MY SLOANY POOS STORY
S. I.
is 87% done
“In the meantime, I’ve got to figure out a way to kill an inmate inside a maximum security prison.
No matter what it costs me, even if the price is my own blood, Max is going down.
Nobody threatens my baby”
Yeah. BITCH
— May 23, 2023 12:31AM
No matter what it costs me, even if the price is my own blood, Max is going down.
Nobody threatens my baby”
Yeah. BITCH
S. I.
is 87% done
“Only one way to find out.
I take out my cell phone and open the GPS.
“The airport,” I mutter, looking at the little red dot on the screen”
😭😭stalker ass
— May 23, 2023 12:31AM
I take out my cell phone and open the GPS.
“The airport,” I mutter, looking at the little red dot on the screen”
😭😭stalker ass
S. I.
is 79% done
“Hello, you have a collect call from Green Haven Correctional Facility. To accept the charges, press two. To decline the charges, press nine.”
My heart stops dead in my chest.
Kage has been arrested. He’s in prison.”
NO THAT ONE MF MAXIM OR WHATEVER THAT FUCK KNOWSSS ahh I’m scared
— May 23, 2023 12:03AM
My heart stops dead in my chest.
Kage has been arrested. He’s in prison.”
NO THAT ONE MF MAXIM OR WHATEVER THAT FUCK KNOWSSS ahh I’m scared
S. I.
is 73% done
“I’ll be there as soon as I can. Tell me you love me again.”
I hear the smile in her voice when she answers. “I love you, bossy man. You’re my life now. Come back to me soon.”
I have to disconnect without answering.
I can’t.
Because for the first time since I was a boy, I’m fighting back tears”
BRODIE 🥲🥲
— May 22, 2023 11:39PM
I hear the smile in her voice when she answers. “I love you, bossy man. You’re my life now. Come back to me soon.”
I have to disconnect without answering.
I can’t.
Because for the first time since I was a boy, I’m fighting back tears”
BRODIE 🥲🥲

