Alex Weller’s Reviews > The Calvin and Hobbes Portable Compendium Set 1 > Status Update
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Calvin's imagination springs into action at school. While being sent to the Principal's office for a bad attention span, Calvin imagines himself as Spaceman Spiff, being captured by aliens and sent to a torture chamber. To prevent having to tell the aliens the secret formula to an atomic napalm neutralizer, he "springs into action", but really just eats his hall pass. Lol!
— Nov 29, 2025 10:13PM
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Calvin is taking a math test. When asked to answer 2+7, Calvin attempts to decline an answer, stating it is against his religious principles. Don't know how that's gonna work out but okay.
— Jan 07, 2026 09:26PM
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At school, Calvin's teacher asks who wants to give their book report first. She calls on Calvin, who is too busy imagining himself as Spaceman Spiff to pay attention.
— Jan 07, 2026 09:23PM
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Susie is enjoying the peaceful winter day until Calvin ruins it by throwing a snowball at her. Susie responds by rolling a HUGE snowball. As Calvin laughs at her for making a snowball she won't be able to throw, Susie goes up to him, picks him up, and chucks HIM into the huge snowball. Touché!
— Jan 05, 2026 08:38PM
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Calvin pretends to be a werewolf, searching for victims. He passes by his dad and greets him, then Dad tells him to stop drooling.
— Jan 04, 2026 10:32PM
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Calvin asks Hobbes what he finds attractive in women. Hobbes likes redheads with green eyes and long whiskers. After that last part, Calvin decides to change the subject.
— Jan 04, 2026 08:53PM
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Did not like this one. Calvin asks Hobbes if he's ever kissed a girl. Hobbes says he has, then Calvin asks what it was like. Hobbes responds by FULL-ON KISSING CALVIN, then says "Only a lot more so." Calvin is gagging and says he hoped it wouldn't be so fuzzy. Kissing a SIX-YEAR-OLD MINOR, Hobbes? Not cool! Boo!
— Jan 02, 2026 11:14PM
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Calvin asks his father why he lives in their house with Calvin's mom, instead of in an apartment with several scantily-clad female roommates. Calvin's father is completely dumbfounded, and punishes Calvin by taking away his TV privileges. Sorry, Calvin.
— Jan 01, 2026 11:07PM
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It's dinnertime again, and Calvin refuses to eat the green stuff his parents made for dinner. Calvin's dad tells him it's a plate of toxic waste that will turn him into a mutant, and Calvin instantly digs in with gusto. His mom, however, isn't so thrilled about the methods Dad uses to get Calvin to eat.
— Jan 01, 2026 12:27AM
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While Calvin watches TV, Hobbes finds a study in the newspaper claiming that by the age of six, most children have seen a million murders on television. Calvin finds that extremely disturbing for the following reason: It means he's been watching all the wrong channels.
— Dec 31, 2025 12:10AM
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To Calvin's dismay, his mother serves him oatmeal for dinner. But Calvin's oatmeal comes to life and Calvin tries to kill it with utensils, creating a huge mess in the dining room. Calvin's mother gets angry and yells at Calvin's dad, blaming his chromosome as the reason they didn't have a little girl instead. Geez! Poor dad.
— Dec 30, 2025 11:26PM
