Laura Xicota’s Reviews > The Art of Awkward Affection > Status Update

Why is he attracted to her and how is there half a book left still

And now he is paying with credit card in a restaurant in Berlin and somehow the server has taken his credit card. Has this lady ever been outside of Disneyland?

FIVE BLOCKS SOUTH OF THE LOUVRE. SOUTH. OF. THE. LOUVRE. As if the Louvre was a) not next to the river with several bridges crossing, b) massive and c) in Paris where streets do not follow “block” structure

I hate this book. Why am I doing this to myself

This billionaire who donates money and shit to everyone cannot even make sure that his own employees are properly paid

Has this person ever been to NYC?!