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“that bitch Mina” woah um

““Fucking Jonathan,” I must. Ruining everything. Though Mina sounds a little like a bitch.”

????!?!?!?! If you hate the characters in Dracula so much why write a Dracula retelling lmfao

Van Helsing was NOT!!!! AN OLD DUTCH PERVERT

I’m not far enough in to really make a decision on if I like this or not but I am understanding the mixed reviews