audrey’s Reviews > Promised in Blood > Status Update

they got her a cake for having an orgasm. why don’t i get cake when that happens??

i know malachi is this super strong big vampire with a buzz cut but all i can see is an adhd golden retriever i can’t help it

“When it comes to size, Malachi is by far the largest and strongest of the three of us, and the dude just got thrown clear across the room by our tiny cupcake.”

our tiny cupcake LMAO