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"A Statue of Liberty made of Jell-O. Where do you start eating it? The head? The torch?"

How appropriate for this present moment of shame in the history of the Republic.
Nov 10, 2025 05:49PM
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"Just down the road from Racine, where Danish pastries were invented."

Indeed, time for a Racine kringle and coffee!
Nov 11, 2025 07:46PM
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"in practice, 'real' means dead-anything else, there's always room for some conversation."
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message 1: by Marquise (new)

Marquise I'd start by the crown. My mum used to give me doll-shaped/human figure cookies sometimes, and I'd always eat the head first. Must be the ogre in me! :P


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Fred Jenkins Marquise wrote: "I'd start by the crown. My mum used to give me doll-shaped/human figure cookies sometimes, and I'd always eat the head first. Must be the ogre in me! :P"

I usually start with the head with gingerbread people.


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