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"There was an ominous parallel between the aftermath of Aslan’s attempts at cooking and the torment he lived with every day since the shooting of twelve-year-old Columbus Nottingham. The condition of the kitchen and the inside of Aslan’s head were the same. Both messy, disorderly, and chaotic."
— Nov 10, 2025 01:10PM
"There was an ominous parallel between the aftermath of Aslan’s attempts at cooking and the torment he lived with every day since the shooting of twelve-year-old Columbus Nottingham. The condition of the kitchen and the inside of Aslan’s head were the same. Both messy, disorderly, and chaotic."
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