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what in the fart-fetish wattpad fanfic.


memorable quotes:
"But at least I can fart without feeling like I’m going to pass out, right?"
(p. 166)

"So, thank you, God, for the small blessings in life and for allowing me to see another day and pass gas properly. A-fucking-men, bitch." (p.167)

"If I pass gas, it’s over." (p. 188)

"I don’t need luck, just the help of four men, who are probably going to be enough pains in my ass that I'll need the hemorrhoid cream next."

EXCUSE ME?????

is reading this considered self harm questionmark