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Wouter van Noort
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Something flew across the room and thudded into the wall and bounced into the streetlight's splash of light in the middle of the floor.
Pupkin. you left me all alone you left me behind you tried to forget about me you left me in the dark
— Oct 13, 2025 02:26AM
Pupkin. you left me all alone you left me behind you tried to forget about me you left me in the dark
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Wouter van Noort
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"Kakawewe!" Poppy screeched in a familiar, squeaky voice.
"How do dee do?" Pupkin waved to Louise, dancing from side to side, on Poppy's arm.
— Oct 14, 2025 11:53AM
"How do dee do?" Pupkin waved to Louise, dancing from side to side, on Poppy's arm.
Wouter van Noort
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"I burned him," Louise said. "There's nothing left. Pupkin's gone."
— Oct 14, 2025 07:26AM
Wouter van Noort
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She thought the same thing over and over again: I'm not going to let you die. I'm not going to let you die. I'm not going to let you die.
— Oct 14, 2025 01:36AM
Wouter van Noort
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Pupkin held something in his nubby little puppet arms. He began to sing his special song. Pupkin here! Pupkin here! Everybody laugh! Everybody cheer! No more bath time! No more rules! No more teachers! NO more schools! N It's time to sing and dance all day, Pupkin's here to play and play AND PLAY AND PLAY!
— Oct 13, 2025 02:41PM
Wouter van Noort
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He stepped out of the shadows and into the weak daylight coming from the dining room. His face hung slack.
On his right hand he wore Pupkin. Pupkin waved at me.
— Oct 13, 2025 08:51AM
On his right hand he wore Pupkin. Pupkin waved at me.
Wouter van Noort
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There are no dark secrets, no big conspiracies, no haunted house. No one tried to kill you. there's no puppet buried in the backyard
— Oct 12, 2025 02:19PM
Wouter van Noort
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As she reached the hall she heard it again behind her, coming from inside the bathroom. knock, knock, knock, let me out
— Oct 12, 2025 02:47AM
Wouter van Noort
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Louise, don't leave us. Louise kept walking down the driveway. Louise, don't leave us behind again. She didn't want to hear it. Don't leave us behind the way you left-
— Oct 11, 2025 01:50PM
Wouter van Noort
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It'd take more than a puppet to get her out of this house.
— Oct 11, 2025 11:05AM
Wouter van Noort
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We are not weird. Louise drove off Isle of Palms repeating that to herself. My family is not weird. Okay, the dolls...
— Oct 11, 2025 02:31AM
