zee’s Reviews > Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief > Status Update

luke being the friend who betrays percy. wow what a shocker 😐

Whatever else you do, know that you are mine. You are a true son of the Sea God.

yeah he is 🥹🥹🥹

charon and his pay raise LOL

why is percy beefing with ares im crying 😭 this guy has no chill

impertinent percy, we love that

What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.

he's so funny i love percy 😭

also just want to say, its so obvious luke is the the mole. he is the textbook mole: funny, heroic, dependable senior that the fmc has a crush on and the mc is learning from/spars with.... like pls

i'll be SHOCKED if he doesnt turn out to be a bitch

the quest finally begins yeeheee

"Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God."

HELL YEA LETS GO

peter johnson lmaosjsjdj dionysus is so funny