Macayla Matthews’s Reviews > The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires > Status Update

Lowkey best time to go to do anything is while football is on in the south so…

NOW NOT SO CRAZY HUH

OH NOOOOOOOO

THREE YEARS LATER??

GIRL WHAT

SLIGHT SPOILERS SO DONT READ IF YOURE GONNA READ THIS BOOK : your house fills will mysterious swamp rats and eat your mother alive. You have a strange neighbor who randomly is rich and you don’t see him in the daylight. You have children going missing and dying with suspicious marks on their legs and your wife’s ear gets bitten off and YOU THINK ITS AN OVER REACTION AND GIVE HER PROZAC?Yeah I hope you’re next.

At this point abandon the children and your husband because you are #1 target rn and your idiot husband is pissing me off. SEXIST.

I HATE MENNNNN

This woman pulling Bible verses out excited this is too funny at times

HOW DO YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS FINE AND OKAY WHEN RATS HAVE KILLED YOUR MOTHER AND THERES A MYSTERIOUS MAN NOW IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD HELLLOOOOOOO