Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > My Train Leaves at Three > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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The sun has barely risen over the Hudson River as I make my way from the A train to the open call.
— Oct 01, 2025 02:53AM
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Wouter van Noort
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When I get to my last callback, I try to forget that there are a million people just like me walking around in this concrete jungle, hoping that their lives are on the brink of change. Relax, I think.
— Oct 02, 2025 09:26AM
Wouter van Noort
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"Welcome to Ellen's Stardust Diner," I say when I land at the table. "Have you guys been here before?"
— Oct 02, 2025 02:54AM
Wouter van Noort
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Santi's surprised me at Ellen's today, so he's sitting at the counter and I'm turning my face away from my customers like I don't work here at all when they call me over or have a question.
— Oct 01, 2025 03:24PM
Wouter van Noort
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I've heard envy is just a sign pointing you toward what you want in life. If that's the case, then it seems what I want most in the world is to Freaky Friday into Jacey's body.
— Oct 01, 2025 09:00AM
Wouter van Noort
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Turns out that working at Ellen's is harder with a brace on.
I can barely pick up a plate without being reminded of my circumstances.
— Sep 30, 2025 03:26PM
I can barely pick up a plate without being reminded of my circumstances.
Wouter van Noort
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Ellen's is on a corner, and I can hear the staff performing from down the block. I'm racing up Broadway, weaving in and out of tourists with their eyes and fingers pointed toward the sky.
— Sep 30, 2025 11:51AM
Wouter van Noort
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I'm singing and waiting tables at Ellen's Stardust Diner. It's a kitschy '50s-themed restaurant in Times Square full of singing servers and a nauseatingly large menu of American classics.
— Sep 30, 2025 08:46AM
