Vee’s Reviews > First-Time Caller > Status Update

Now don’t piss me off. Why doesn’t Aiden just call Lucie up. Don’t piss me off with this public display of affection with all this plotting.

AND I MEAN CALL HER PERSONALLY NOT ON THE FUCKING RADIO

Man I’ve been SAYING Aiden needs to fucking talk to his parents

Alexa play Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter

OH HUGE POINTS HUGE POINTS SHE HEARS THEM TALKING ABOUT HER AND INSTEAD OF EAVESDROPPING HALF OF THE CONVERSATION AND THEN LEAVING SHE JUST CONFRONTS THEM YAY!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

ok so like. i’m glad they’re fucking rn like it’s a good time and i’m out here gagged while driving but like - im pretty sure they just ate pizza and then started making out and like. did they Not wash their hands or face. guys. please don’t tell me you ate (presumably) greasy pizza and then each other without at least washing your hands. guys. please

hehehe

“I’m not what you’re looking for”
“But you’re what I want”
YESSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Oh hell no they do NOT know each other well enough for him to be all that groslly overprotective

Forcing myself thru this book bc the narrator is hot sorry

I would be glad if it got returned before I finished it tho ngl,

ROMCOM DON’T WRITE THE WORDS “BIG HANDS” CHALLENGE FAILED

One day I’m gonna write an m/f romance. And the male love interest will be a large guy. And I’m NOT gonna use the phrase “big hands.” You mark my fucking words. Take a fucking descriptive writing class goddammit. This is my worst romcom pet peeve. You have the ability to write ANYTHING else. I can’t STAND it. I’m so pissed off.