Alex Cali’s Reviews > Eldritch > Status Update

I fear General Loyce deserves to brush her teeth after drinking orange juice for the rest of her life. I hope her coffee is never the right temperature. I pray she’s always got something in her eye.

Quite simply. She’s the fucking WORST.

“I will never be worthy of your light, the purity of your heart, but I’m too selfish to spare you from this darkness that I carry.”

I don’t think I’ve ever sobbed so much for a character. I genuinely just want to hug this man and tell him he’s okay 😭😭😭😭😭😭