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the fact that tolkien wrote a better fictional love story in a single chapter than anyone else ever has or ever will in thousands of pages, i just -

alexa, play "dust to dust" by the civil wars

alexa, play "fewer ghosts" by joshua radin

alexa, play "ivy" by taylor swift

alexa, -

Then suddenly he beheld his sister Éowyn as she lay, and he knew her. He stood a moment as a man who is pierced in the midst of a cry by an arrow through the heart ... "Éowyn, Éowyn!" he cried at last. "Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this?"

oh, hi, thanks for checking in, I'm ✨still a piece of g a r b a g e✨

-- Denethor, always

At the foot of the dais, upon the lowest step which was broad and deep, there was a stone chair, black and unadorned, and on it sat an old man gazing at his lap.

Trash™ has officially entered the chat