Taylor Swift’s Reviews > Birched by the Krampus > Status Update

“That's right, little witch," I say, my attack on the barrier strengthening. "By the time I've finished with those red cheeks, you'll wish you'd never made it to the naughty list."
With an almighty crash, the door smashes into a mass of sparks and splinters, which brush harmlessly against my fur.”

The worst part is that siggy isn’t even trying to make this good. Just consistently bad. It’s hilarious