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Ishmael finds himself living out the ultimate closeted fantasy where every domino falls in such a way where he simply must sleep with this man, there's just no other option (the other room is a little too chilly, so he has to let Queequeg put his arm around him, duh.)
— Sep 07, 2025 07:44PM
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A washed-up sailor, now a preacher, tells the story of Jonah. Imagine being swallowed by a whale. Stupid. Dummy. It’s only through saying “alright you got me God I deserve to be eaten by a whale” does the punishment relent. Meanwhile, Ishmael puffs and passes “wild pipe” with Queequeg until they are “married” and form “a cozy, loving pair.”
— Sep 10, 2025 06:23PM
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Ishmeal says that the sea calls to us yet we deny it: why none of my friends will join me on the staten island ferry. He is like the hipster of the sea, too cool (broke) for a carnival cruise which is for sucker normies. No, he will retain his dignity cleaning bird shit off a captain's boots. There have only been two times someone has been excited for Nantucket: Ishmael, and when someone took a limerick too seriously
— Sep 06, 2025 08:29PM
