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Simon Stawski
is 33% done
It’s alright sometimes, but starting to get formulaic in how dark it gets. I just finished chapter 19. He’s desperate to ride a bike. He waits a long time to ride one, and he finally does, and it’s the saddest day of his life. Why is it the saddest day? Because after riding his bike which got a paragraph, he gets a root canal, and pays all his attention there.
If Debbie Downer was a book, this is it.
— Sep 06, 2025 09:15AM
If Debbie Downer was a book, this is it.
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Horrible. The worst book I’ve read in ages. I need a break. This is intolerably boring and redundant.
— Sep 10, 2025 12:08PM

