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“This may also be because when I was young, if things rhymed I just assumed they were related somehow. Although my obsession with rhymes, alliteration, and double entendres came to a screeching halt when I realized my last name was Cummings. I always knew it was Cummings. But it was in high school that I found out my last name was an epic bummer.” – Whitney Cummings
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“Fig Newtons: Fruit. And. Cake. Excuse me? It just sounded so fancy. Like, I feel like if Marie Antoinette were reincarnated into RuPaul today, that’s what she would have eaten. I mean, the words alone—Newton was a revered mathematician, and fig just felt very fashionable to me, like very cool and Italian… kind of a close relative to twiggy… twig… fig.” [continued…]
— Sep 04, 2025 11:52AM
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“The funny thing about rock bottom is that it’s never the true bottom. There are always little trapdoors with subbasements and cellars you didn’t know existed. I had just fallen into one.” – Andrew Bevan
— Sep 02, 2025 07:24PM
