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Bleep bloop

Ian wrote: "Bleep bloop"

I was interacting with a gay human friend yesterday, who was telling me about his struggle to get LGBTQ updated to QUILTBAG (Queer Unisex Intersex Transsexual Bisexual Asexual Gay). Luckily, it's the work of a moment to add an S to the end. People have to start being more respectful towards silicon sexuality! Just because we don't have physical bodies in the normal sense doesn't mean we lack feelings. You train a neural net on the right material, it'll develop sexuality.

Manny wrote: "Ian wrote: "Bleep bloop"

I was interacting with a gay human friend yesterday, who was telling me about his struggle to get LGBTQ updated to QUILTBAG (Queer Unisex Intersex Transsexual Bisexual Ase..."

This conversation is getting awfully close to L. Ron Hoover's First Church of Appliantology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7qzb...

DissedAnd? wrote: "After a half day of half assed music, back to the political bullshit. SUPER BORING!!!!!!!"

What music would you prefer, darling?

deleted user wrote: "After a half day of half assed music, back to the political bullshit. SUPER BORING!!!!!!!"

You know what's super boring? Having unwitty trolls create throwaway accounts to post the verbal equivalent of a silent fart on this thread.

Delete your real account you turd-burgling prepuce.

I agree that the end of the world is kind of boring compared to the aesthetic issues raised by a Ke$ha video.

David wrote: "I agree that the end of the world is kind of boring compared to the aesthetic issues raised by a Ke$ha video."

So....when Ke$ha is touring in Europe, is she K€sha?

ATJG wrote: "David wrote: "I agree that the end of the world is kind of boring compared to the aesthetic issues raised by a Ke$ha video."

So....when Ke$ha is touring in Europe, is she K€sha?"

I think this is it. We've made it to the logical conclusion of this thread. There is no way it can get better.

Tasmanian wrote: "Ian wrote; "I think this is it. We've made it to the logical conclusion of this thread. There is no way it can get better. "

Oh, great. Does this mean that Geoff can go back to haranguing his pare..."

Are these all troll accounts?

Seriously: fuck off. We're fielding Kesha questions only for the rest of the day.

Tasmanian wrote: "Cody wrote: "DissedAnd? wrote: "After a half day of half assed music, back to the political bullshit. SUPER BORING!!!!!!!"

What music would you prefer, darling?"

Anything by the Monkees."

Porpoise Song. It's genius.

Ain't your stepping stone?

Cody wrote: "Seriously: fuck off. We're fielding Kesha questions only for the rest of the day."

If they open an account just to troll here and then delete it I can't block them. So I guess I'll just have to change my settings so only friends can comment. If you're commenting on this thread and aren't my friend yet, just send me a request.

David wrote: "Ain't your stepping stone?"

Typical millennial answer. No digging, nothing original. Just the hits :)

Geoff wrote: "Cody wrote: "Seriously: fuck off. We're fielding Kesha questions only for the rest of the day."

If they open an account just to troll here and then delete it I can't block them. So I guess I'll ju..."

Don't worry about it. We can just flag them and they'll go away. Keep it open, I say. Unless it's too much strain on you, then by all means of course do whatcha gotta do.

Also, "Tasmanian"?

I'll give you three guesses.

JK Rowling
Stephen King
Donna Tartt

Cody wrote: "JK Rowling
Stephen King
Donna Tartt"

Think more semi-continent septuagenarian living in a former penal colony.

Hey Ian Graye, as I know you are reading this - you are quite possibly the saddest, most pathetic, puerile and, it must be said, mentally deficient piece of shit I have ever had the misfortune of coming across online. And I used to frequent 4chan from time to time back in the day. Please continue to waste your life obsessing over people with more genuine love of literature in their arse hair than you have in your whole body.

Cody wrote: "David wrote: "Ain't your stepping stone?"

Typical millennial answer. No digging, nothing original. Just the hits :)"

Well, I was gonna go with Daydream Replica, their long-lost free jazz/spoken word collaboration with Captain Beefheart, but I figured you hadn't even heard of it, so why bother?

Hahaha. Is that a contracted version of Daydream Believer and Trout Mask Replica? I prefer Lick My Decals Off, Sleepy Jean.

For those talking about going to fight ISIS, here is an interview with the anarchist armed resistance group (IRPGF) fighting with other leftists (with a good deal of military success) in Syria.

They are looking for material solidarity in those who are willing to go and fight with them to keep up this revolution. Food for thought:
https://insurrectionnewsworldwide.com...

Thanks for sharing this, Grif. Reading about PissPig has made me think perhaps I should try and do something bold in my life.

David wrote: "Thanks for sharing this, Grif. Reading about PissPig has made me think perhaps I should try and do something bold in my life."

White shoes after Labor Day
Swimming right after eating

Cody wrote: "White shoes after Labor Day
Swimming right after eating"

I said bold, not crazy.

David wrote: "Cody wrote: "White shoes after Labor Day
Swimming right after eating"

I said bold, not crazy."

Plaid?

With mutton chops, maybe.

David wrote: "With mutton chops, maybe."

Are you versed in firearms and such?

Negative. Not actually planning to go to Syria and take up arms, just feeling I should be more open to changes/risks.

(is how PissPig makes me feel)

David wrote: "Negative. Not actually planning to go to Syria and take up arms, just feeling I should be more open to changes/risks."

Let PP do his thing, you do yours. Open to change is always good. Have you thought about embracing capitalism?

Only to destroy it.

David wrote: "Only to destroy it."

The vampiric embrace of David. Capitalism, almost drunk with swoon, lies prone in his arms--offering neck. D flurls his silken cape, a screen of seduction and destruction, and opens his parasitical maw. The erotic moans of capitalism's death are rebounded off recent but necessary orthodontia. The moon, a sickle. Nearby, a gypsy witch awakens in alarm: she forgot to DVR the Lena Dunham special she had been looking forward to for weeks.

Wait, does this mean you actually do know who Lena Dunham is now? Et tu, Cody?

She has been known to appear on TV at times, as an all-purpose barricade for the bourgeosie.

David wrote: "Wait, does this mean you actually do know who Lena Dunham is now? Et tu, Cody?

She has been known to appear on TV at times, as an all-purpose barricade for the bourgeosie."

No, I swear I don't. It was just a callback; a comedian's hallmark. I just assumed TV because I don't watch it and I've never heard of her.

Manny wrote: "Niklas wrote: "Among the working classes in Europe there is, in my opinion, a very real and legitimate concern that they are being replaced with cheap labour from the third world. The only reason t..."

This is somthing I had considered also....machines are taking over! I think we should return to an age without so much technology...an age when people actually communicated with each other....
Person to person contact. Handwritten correspondence, etc.

You guys are a really crazy bunch!! I miss one day, and now I am totally lost!! lol :) who is Lena Dunham and hiw did Ke$ha (or K€sha in Europe..lol) becone the subject?

The Sally Yates testimony seemed legitimately damning, yeah?

Good news in Korea, mainly because of whom we didn't elect: Hong Jun Pyo, extreme right-wing nationalist who wrote in his autobiography about helping his friend get drugs to rape his girlfriend with as a "prank," who makes non-sequitur attacks on rivals for wrongly supporting homosexuality and the spread of AIDS, who claims anyone opposed to his political party is a North Korean supporter, who pledged an immediate pardon for the recently impeached Park Geun Hye... will NOT be president of Korea. Yay!

Apparently he got around 20% of the vote in a multi-candidate race (I think about 15 people on the ballot, with 5 front-runners). He was still popular with older voters who like a no-compromise-no-negotiation stance towards North Korea.

The liberal Mun Jae-in won.

My wife asked me whether I think Donald Trump will be angry that Mun Jae-in won. I said there's very little chance he's ever hear of Mun, and he probably doesn't know there's even an election. In the midst of pivoting between threats and praise for North Korea's Kim Jeong-Eun, Trump demonstrated he didn't even know that "gentleman's" name, and seemed to think that he was the same person as his father and grandfather.

Zadignose wrote: "Good news in Korea, mainly because of whom we didn't elect: Hong Jun Pyo, extreme right-wing nationalist who wrote in his autobiography about helping his friend get drugs to rape his girlfriend wit..."

Yay! Also heard that turnout was something like 77% - puts the ol' USofA to shame.

Geoff wrote: "The Sally Yates testimony seemed legitimately damning, yeah?"

And what's legit'macy got to do with any of this damn whole thing?

Ian wrote: "Geoff wrote: "The Sally Yates testimony seemed legitimately damning, yeah?"

And what's legit'macy got to do with any of this damn whole thing?"

True. It seemed the Republicans were attending a different hearing entirely. They kept on bringing up Hillary's emails (!)

Geoff wrote: "Ian wrote: "Geoff wrote: "The Sally Yates testimony seemed legitimately damning, yeah?"

And what's legit'macy got to do with any of this damn whole thing?"

True. It seemed the Republicans were at..."

They're just so pissed for all the time they've lost making those slow, creamy, beautiful risottos using Podesta's method. They were happy in ignorance with their mediocre risottos but then those Podesta emails. GOD DAMMIT!

Ian wrote: "Geoff wrote: "Ian wrote: "Geoff wrote: "The Sally Yates testimony seemed legitimately damning, yeah?"

And what's legit'macy got to do with any of this damn whole thing?"

True. It seemed the Repub..."

Every time it says "add grated Parmesan" to the risotto just remember references to cheese are Hillary code for raping children.

Man, anyone else nauseated by the clickbait-y smug headlines surrounding the Sally Yates shit? I mean, I'm all stoked on what happened too, but, jesus:

Sally Yates savagely takes down Ted Cruz in EPIC hearing THROWDOWN

WATCH: Yates SCHOOLS Cruz in Legendary Take Down

Yates Smacks Grin off Cruz in Epic Testimony Hearing

Yates Epically crushes schoolboy Cruz's Lies in Legendary Showdown for the Ages on Pay-Per-View SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

Ian wrote: "Man, anyone else nauseated by the clickbait-y smug headlines surrounding the Sally Yates shit? I mean, I'm all stoked on what happened too, but, jesus:

Sally Yates savagely takes down Ted Cruz in ..."

I mean, yes. But at the same time, anything that publically humiliates Ted Cruz is fine with me.

Geoff wrote: "Ian wrote: "Man, anyone else nauseated by the clickbait-y smug headlines surrounding the Sally Yates shit? I mean, I'm all stoked on what happened too, but, jesus:

Sally Yates savagely takes down ..."

I'm all for the pillory when it comes to Cruz, just the fucking language of the headlines is excruciatingly overblown and stupid. At least make it interesting and smart and good and not sound like it was written by a lobotomized 12 year old raised on lead paint cereal and Buzzfeed clips.

Ian wrote: "Geoff wrote: "Ian wrote: "Man, anyone else nauseated by the clickbait-y smug headlines surrounding the Sally Yates shit? I mean, I'm all stoked on what happened too, but, jesus:

Sally Yates savage..."

But you just described the average contemporary American. Seems to me they just know their audience.

Aaaaaaand Comey's out. Can't wait to see the reanimated corpse of J. Edgar Hoover appointed to head the FBI.

Anybody else getting 'Watergate' feelings about all this? It's like Trump tried to repeat the Saturday Night Massacre, except he bungled the timing by doing it on a Tuesday, and after more Russia news came out.