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dani
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“i don’t like enemies to lovers” says the man that keeps fantasizing about fucking the woman he claims to hate.
— Aug 19, 2025 03:45PM
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dani
is 69% done
the store is so quiet you could hear a condom drop? why is this book so horny?
— Aug 19, 2025 07:06PM
dani
is 42% done
fake dating? how did fake dating happen? we’re almost halfway through. what else could possibly even happen in this book? it makes no sense to me!
— Aug 19, 2025 05:07PM
dani
is 4% done
don’t think of the hating game, baby boy! there is no way on god’s green earth that josh would ever have anything appropriate to say in this situation. he would 100% make it worse. he is not the ideal!
— Aug 19, 2025 02:53PM
dani
is starting
book didn’t even start yet and they’re quoting nora ephron. i know what’s up.
— Aug 19, 2025 02:15PM
dani
is starting
will this be like you’ve got mail? i didn’t read a synopsis or anything but that’s what i’m expecting.
also i’m reading too much. i just finished a book like 20 minutes ago.
— Aug 19, 2025 02:10PM
also i’m reading too much. i just finished a book like 20 minutes ago.
