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i said to myself for the last couple books i read that they only ever say “i took him in my mouth” and nothing else. i should’ve shut the fuck up. i did not need to hear all of that at all. also why did he compare her swallowing to a cat? that was disgusting. you’re ruining cats for me!

it’s so far past this point but i’m still annoyed at camille. i can’t imagine saying that you’re upset that you didn’t get to audition for a role in a movie by a director that you got FIRED from the last movie you worked with him on. OF COURSE, YOU CAN’T AUDITION FOR IT, YOU STUPID BITCH! what the fuck! i hope people lit her ass up in that imaginary comment section.

i feel like a dumbass. i know toni braxton has lupus, i know selena gomez got a kidney transplant and i still didn’t know how serious lupus was until this book. another one i don’t take seriously is celiac. i’m hoping that ain’t that bad.

doctor, my sister’s a bitch. how am i gonna get a kidney?

hell yeah! thank you for that gay shit! 🙏🏾

this better be some gay shit