Telthor’s Reviews > Swordheart > Status Update

Nice as the audiobook is, I realize there's still 2 hours left in it--while there's only about 40 pages left in the book. Um. I can finish in about half an hour, I think, I don't need the audio anymore.

Ah this is how we’re going to extend the length of the book.

Aladdin did this better hahaha

It’s not a you lied to me plot but it’s on the verge. I’m not entirely sure why this is an issue.

No one can change after 600 years I guess. I don’t. Think this matters? Maybe I’m just clueless, but this doesn’t seem that important and worth sending him away.

Maybe not have this conversation in front of the scholar

Yeah but just toss him back in the sword for a second after and No Babies Will Happen. We established this quite clearly earlier. Go wild.

I don't particularly understand how there are 4 hours left in the audiobook. Like, an hour maybe, but 4?? Something bigger is coming, but this feels so conclusive.

"Because he's invisible!!" I'm cracking up with this audiobook reader.

hahah whenever they get too moony something always happens. bandits, this time. Halla's groaning about how it's BANDITS now and super offended by it. It's like getting hit with the traveling shovel from NaNoWriMo, with all these things beat by beat.

I'm glad that he likes Halla so much, but. Like. Can we move on.

I loved the little glassy predator brain sucker glass sheet things. Kingfisher is really great at horror and at comedy.

I'm still out on the lusty romance, though.