Telthor’s Reviews > Swordheart > Status Update
Telthor
is 39% done
staggering through. i like the audiobook, a lot, and yet i feel like i'm moving so slowwwwwlyyyy through it. I wonder if i should get the book book, even if I really do love the narrator.
— Aug 13, 2025 12:00PM
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Telthor
is 86% done
Nice as the audiobook is, I realize there's still 2 hours left in it--while there's only about 40 pages left in the book. Um. I can finish in about half an hour, I think, I don't need the audio anymore.
— Aug 25, 2025 03:17PM
Telthor
is 81% done
Ah this is how we’re going to extend the length of the book.
Aladdin did this better hahaha
— Aug 25, 2025 02:28PM
Aladdin did this better hahaha
Telthor
is 80% done
It’s not a you lied to me plot but it’s on the verge. I’m not entirely sure why this is an issue.
No one can change after 600 years I guess. I don’t. Think this matters? Maybe I’m just clueless, but this doesn’t seem that important and worth sending him away.
— Aug 25, 2025 02:25PM
No one can change after 600 years I guess. I don’t. Think this matters? Maybe I’m just clueless, but this doesn’t seem that important and worth sending him away.
Telthor
is 77% done
Yeah but just toss him back in the sword for a second after and No Babies Will Happen. We established this quite clearly earlier. Go wild.
— Aug 20, 2025 10:44AM
Telthor
is 71% done
I don't particularly understand how there are 4 hours left in the audiobook. Like, an hour maybe, but 4?? Something bigger is coming, but this feels so conclusive.
— Aug 20, 2025 10:14AM
Telthor
is 63% done
"Because he's invisible!!" I'm cracking up with this audiobook reader.
— Aug 18, 2025 02:46PM
Telthor
is 62% done
hahah whenever they get too moony something always happens. bandits, this time. Halla's groaning about how it's BANDITS now and super offended by it. It's like getting hit with the traveling shovel from NaNoWriMo, with all these things beat by beat.
— Aug 18, 2025 02:39PM
Telthor
is 62% done
I'm glad that he likes Halla so much, but. Like. Can we move on.
— Aug 18, 2025 02:36PM
Telthor
is 61% done
I loved the little glassy predator brain sucker glass sheet things. Kingfisher is really great at horror and at comedy.
I'm still out on the lusty romance, though.
— Aug 18, 2025 02:27PM
I'm still out on the lusty romance, though.

