Mimi Yoder’s Reviews > Les Misérables > Status Update

JVJ “Fabricated a dead family for Cosette”

“Now that the young man was here, the old man faded into the background” yoiks

lots of stuff covered… “Admiration for a convict” “in vain he struggled” so he yoinks himself off the bridge which is just tragic. Don’t you know “the world is wide enough for [jean valjean] and [you]” (I can’t help but quote Alexander Hamilton, okay? It’s fresh in my mind)

Anyways, Grandpaps has had a change of hearts so that’s coolio for M and C

the sewer is in its clean girl era

okay someone take my phone from me hahahah

I’m not crying, you are

OHMYGOODNESS.
“You see I think I was a little bit in love with you” AND THEN SHE DIES (sorry spoilers not spoilers everyone knows this)

A LITTLE DROP OF RAIN WONT HURT ME NOW😭😭😭 Eponine is dying yall and it’s so sad and pathetic

TO THE BARICAAAADES

Marius goes to his grandpaps for helps but then leaves because “last time I saw you, you insulted my father and this time you insult my wife” — keep in my mind, my mans Marius isn’t married to Cosette yet
But more importantly THE RIOTS HAVE BEGUN

Eponine coming in clutchhhhhh for real
and Marius and Cosette need to be realistic for once in their lovesick lives

My mans, VH, went on for an intolerable about “slang” … I-I-I just don’t think that was necessary. My guy, get back to the story, will ya?