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Reading JDM is like reading Facebook posts. Like reading what old women write. Just do a find+replace for "hot chick" to "the grandkids".

I haven't been able to read for days now. This slop-poster has ruined reading for me.

I can't tell you how dull this is. Who's the fool who ever invented writing and books? What a waste of time.

It's hard to believe. I've been reading since I was 3; it's always been my main entertainment. And this jackass has actually put me off reading. I'm gonna have to get a TV and watch all the Happy Days (ABC, 1974-1984) re-runs. I hate reading now.

I'm trying so hard to finish this, but it's painful. I'm gonna tell you all something: you've been tricked; this guy is nothing but a Romance Novel writer. The whole problem is that long ago some idiot categorized him as a crime writer and you all just go along with it. I dare you to read 40-odd of his pieces-of-shit in a row like I did and not go along with me.