Michael M.’s Reviews > Lolita > Status Update
Michael M.
is 23% done
Me: “It’s weird that people call this book erotic”
Humbert: “Charlotte was so disgustingly thicc, her tremulous ass was so fat it made me sick to my stomach. Her enormous mommy milkers made my poor heart quail. The clap of her cheeks will surely return me to the sanitarium.”
Me: “Okay I get it now.”
— Jul 18, 2025 08:20PM
Humbert: “Charlotte was so disgustingly thicc, her tremulous ass was so fat it made me sick to my stomach. Her enormous mommy milkers made my poor heart quail. The clap of her cheeks will surely return me to the sanitarium.”
Me: “Okay I get it now.”
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Michael’s Previous Updates
Michael M.
is 80% done
I take a cruel joy in imagining the hapless pervert who pruriently reads this book based on reputation getting increasingly frustrated as it turns into a travelogue.
— Jul 21, 2025 06:41AM
Michael M.
is 19% done
Has anybody else noticed that this Humbert Humbert guy is no good?
— Jul 09, 2025 09:12PM
